Pervert row being dismantled

This is bad news for all you lovers of the lap-dance ladies.

Strip clubs are going to be more heavily regulated. The Kansas House approved a bill Wednesday to do just that.

According to an Associated Press article reported by John Milburn on, "The bill would prohibit strip clubs, adult stores and other sexually oriented businesses from locating within 1,000 feet of schools, libraries, public parks, licensed day-care centers and houses of worship . . . Sexually oriented businesses would have to close from midnight to 6 a.m. Nudity would be outlawed, and dancers could be seminude but would have to remain at least 6 feet away from patrons."

You see that? No totally naked girls dancing anymore. No more pervert row and the strippers taking the dollar bills from your mouth in inventive ways.

This is a travesty!

Hard working women are going to be without jobs. Not to mention the guys, those lucky devils, that work at these places too.

I've got my fingers crossed that this whole bill doesn't become a law. Sure, keep the clubs away from schools and other public places, but let me set as close as I can to the ladies. That's why I bring 20-dollar-bills instead of just singles.

Posted via email from TV Volume


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